Cat Quotes

Cat Quotes

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.  The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." 
~Hippolyte Taine

"Everything I know I learned from my cat.  When you're hungry, eat.  When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam.  When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner."
~Gary Smith

"The naming of cats is a difficult matter.  It isn't just one of your holiday games.  You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter when I tell you a cat must have three different names."
~T.S. Eliot

"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." 
~Edward Paley


"A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world."
~Irish Legend


"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
~Mark Twain


"How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven."
~Robert A. Heinlein


"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
~Faith Resnick


"A cat can purr its way out of anything."
Donna McCrohan


"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
~Unknown


"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic!"
~Unknown


"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
~Joseph Wood Krutch


"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
~Ernest Menaul

"God made the cat in order to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger."
~Unknown


"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
~Unknown


"A meow massages the heart."
~Stuart McMillan