Cat Quotes

Cat Quotes

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.  The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." 
~Hippolyte Taine

"Everything I know I learned from my cat.  When you're hungry, eat.  When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam.  When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner."
~Gary Smith

"The naming of cats is a difficult matter.  It isn't just one of your holiday games.  You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter when I tell you a cat must have three different names."
~T.S. Eliot

"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." 
~Edward Paley

"A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world."
~Irish Legend

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
~Mark Twain

"How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven."
~Robert A. Heinlein

"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
~Faith Resnick

"A cat can purr its way out of anything."
Donna McCrohan

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic!"

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
~Joseph Wood Krutch

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
~Ernest Menaul

"God made the cat in order to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger."

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."

"A meow massages the heart."
~Stuart McMillan