Cat Quotes
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
~Hippolyte Taine
"Everything I know I learned from my cat. When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner."
~Gary Smith
"The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter when I tell you a cat must have three different names."
~T.S. Eliot
"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence."
~Edward Paley
"A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world."
~Irish Legend
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
~Mark Twain
"How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven."
~Robert A. Heinlein
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
~Faith Resnick
"A cat can purr its way out of anything."
Donna McCrohan
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
~Unknown
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic!"
~Unknown
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
~Joseph Wood Krutch
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
~Ernest Menaul
"God made the cat in order to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger."
~Unknown
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
~Unknown
"A meow massages the heart."
~Stuart McMillan
"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence."
~Edward Paley
"A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world."
~Irish Legend
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
~Mark Twain
"How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven."
~Robert A. Heinlein
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
~Faith Resnick
"A cat can purr its way out of anything."
Donna McCrohan
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
~Unknown
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic!"
~Unknown
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
~Joseph Wood Krutch
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
~Ernest Menaul
"God made the cat in order to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger."
~Unknown
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
~Unknown
"A meow massages the heart."
~Stuart McMillan
